Slangs - T

[Keane]

24/7   Noun. All the time. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
ta!    Exclam. Thank you! {Informal}
tab    Noun. 1. Abb. of tablet. Drug culture expression.
2. A cigarette.
3. Ear. See 'tab-hang'. [dialect]
tab-end    Noun. A cigarette butt.
tab-hang   Verb. To eavesdrop. Heard as tab'ang. E.g."Stop tabhanging, and get on with your homework." See 'tab'. [Northern use/dialect?]
table-ender    Noun. An act of copulation on or at a table.
tackle    Noun. The male genitals. Implying their usefulness as equipment to complete a task. Cf. 'wedding tackle.'
tacky    Adj. Of poor taste, lacking style. {Informal}
tactical chunder   Noun. A bout of vomiting, self-administered to enable one to drink more alcohol. A pun on the expression tactical blunder. See 'chunder'.
tadger    Noun. A penis. Usually affectionate usage. Cf. 'todger'. [1950s]
Taffy    Noun. A Welsh person. Usually offensive. Derived either from the Welsh Dafydd, an equivalent name for David, or the River Taff. Also abbreviated to Taff.
tag    Noun. A pseudonym or other identifying mark used as a signature by a graffitti artist.
tagnuts    Noun. Faecal remnants that adhere to anal hairs.
tailor-made   Noun. A factory produced cigarette, as opposed to a hand-rolled cigarette.
taint   Noun. The perineum. Something of a pun, because it aint the anus, and it aint the vagina or balls.
take a chill pill   Vrb phrs. To relax. See 'chill pill'.
take a dive    Vrb phrs. To feign a foul or knockdown in sports.
take a hand to someone   Vrb phrs. To tease, ridicule. Also make a hand. [Irish use]
take a hike    Vrb phrs. To depart. Usually a demand by someone.
take a pop at (someone)    Vrb phrs. To verbally or physically attack (someone). Also phrased as 'have a pop at (someone)'.
take a running jump!    Exclam. A dismissive rebuff.
take it easy    Vrb phrs. 1. Goodbye, a parting salutation.
2. Relax, don't get stressed.
take it up the arse/ass    Vrb phrs. To be on the receiving end of anal sex. E.g."He took it up the arse and couldn't sit down for three days after."
take five    Verb. Have a brief rest or respite from one's current activities.
take the biscuit   Vrb phrs. To beat all competition, to take all the honours, usually said ironically or with surprise. {Informal}
take the Michael (out of someone)   Vrb phrs. To make fun, tease, satirize. From 'take the mickey'. E.g."I dont like John, he's always taking the Michael out of me."
take the mickey (out of someone)   Vrb phrs. To tease, to ridicule. Also shortened to take the mick. An abbreviated form of the Cockney rhyming slang take the mickey bliss, meaning 'take the piss'. E.g."Stop taking the mickey out of Billy, he's very sensitive and you're upsetting him." Cf. 'take the Michael' and 'extract the Michael'. [1930s]
take the piss    Vrb phrs. 1. To ridicule, to tease, to make fun off. Cf. 'extract the urine'.
2. To take advantage of, to exploit. E.g."Just because they like looking after their grand children, doesn't mean you can dump the kids on them every weekend whilst you go out clubbing. That's just taking the piss."
talent    Noun. An attractive person or persons.
talk out of one's arse    Vrb phrs. To talk nonsense.
talk the hind leg off a donkey   Vrb phrs. To talk incessantly. {Informal}
tally-ho!   Exclam. Goodbye, a cheerful parting salutation.
tallywhacker   Noun. Penis.
tandoori two-step   Noun. Having diarrhoea and an upset stomach.
tank    Verb. To travel rapidly, to charge at great speed. E.g."We tanked it up from London, just in time to watch the football match."
tanked (up)    Adj. Drunk and in a state rowdiness. E.g."He was tanked up on strong cheap cider and looking for a fight." [Early 1900s]
tap off    Verb. To seduce a sexually desirable person.
tapped    Adj. Insane or a mentally unstable. From doolally tap. Cf. 'doolally'.
ta-ra!   Exclam. Goodbye! Cf. 'ta-ta'. [Welsh/Midlands/Northern use, 1950s] {Informal}
tara-a-bit!   Exclam. Goodbye! Also t'ra a bit and other possible spelling variations. [Birmingham/West Midlands use]
tart    Noun. 1. A prostitute or promiscuous woman. The often unisexual nature of contemporary slang ensures the phrase is now applied to promiscuous males. Derog.
2. Derog. and offensive term for women. Derived from the Cockney rhyming slang jam tart meaning sweetheart.
3. An objectionable person; often used affectionately or playfully.
(the) Tartan Army   Noun. Collectively, the supporters of the Scottish national football team.
tart fuel   Noun. Sweet, ready-mixed fruit drinks containing alcohol. Commonly believed to be mainly consumed by women who would become morally loose after an excessive consumption, consequently becoming 'tarts'. Cf. 'alcopop' and 'bitch piss'.
tart up    Verb. To smarten up. {Informal}
tash    Noun. Abb. of moustache. {Informal}
...tastic   Suffix. Added to words to imbue a sense of unexpected excellence. E.g."She took me back to her room and we had a sextastic night."
tasty    Adj. Attractive.
tat    Noun. 1. Rubbish, junk. Abb. of tatty. E.g."You can't wear that old cardigan, it's tat." {Informal}
2. Abb. of tattoo.
ta-ta!   Exclam. Goodbye! Cf. 'ta-ra'. [Early 1900s] {Informal}
taters    Noun. Potatoes. A corruption of the word potatoes. {Informal}
Adj. Cold. From the Cockney rhyming slang taters in the mould (potatoes in the mould). E.g."It's a bit taters in hear. Shall I light the fire?"
tax    Verb. To rob a person in public by the use of, or threat of aggression, to extort, to mug. A euphemism attempting to obscure the aggressive nature of such an assault. Came to prominence during the early 1990s.
t'd off    Adj. Angry, annoyed.
tea-bagging   Noun. The oral manipulation and sucking of testicles during sex; a tea-bagger being a person who indulges in said activity.
tealeaf    Noun. Thief. Cockney rhyming slang.
tear-arse about / around    Verb. To hurry about, hinting at frantic haste. E.g."I've been tear-arsing about from one meeting to the next and without a break all day."
tear-jerker    Noun. A film or story likely to be over sentimental and promote tearful emotions. {Informal}
technicolour yawn    Noun. An act of vomiting. Jocular usage. [Orig Aust. 1960s]
techno    Noun. A type of electronically created dance music.
teenth    Noun. Drug parlance for a sixteenth of an ounce.
telephone numbers   Noun. Very large amounts, usually applied to money. E.g."So what price are you going to charge for the full service? Are you talking telephone numbers?"
tell someone where to get off    Vrb phrs. An angry rebuke at someone's interference. E.g."If she mentions my acne once more I'll tell her where to get off.'
telly   Noun. Television. {Informal}
ten-foot   Noun. A narrow alleyway behind a row of homes. From its width being 10 feet in diameter. [East Yorks/Hull use]
tenner   Noun. A ten-pound (sterling) monetary note. {Informal}
tex mex   Noun. Marijuana. [Probably orig. U.S.]
thang   Noun. Thing.
thanks a bunch!    Exclam. An ironic thank you very much.
thanks for nothing!   Exclam. An exclamation of annoyance at someone's unhelpfulness.
thatch    Noun. Pubic hair.
that's the stuff   Phrs. Said as an approval of a thing done or said. {Informal}
thick as a brick   Phrs. Very stupid.
thick as pig shit   Phrs. Very stupid. Also thick as pig shit.
thick as shit in the neck of a bottle   Phrs. Very stupid
thick as two short planks   Phrs. Very stupid.
thick ear    Noun. A slap around the head, often used as an idle threat. E.g. "If you don't come down here and do the washing up, I'll give you a thick ear." {Informal}
thicko    Noun. An stupid, unintelligent person. Derog.
thingy-ma-bob    Noun. A something whose name escapes one. Also a thing-ma-jig. Cf. 'oojah'. {Informal}
this arvo    Phrs. This afternoon. [Orig. Aust.]
this avvy    Phrs. This afternoon. E.g."I'm off up town this avvy. Do you fancy coming along?"
Thora (Hird) *   Noun. A lump of excrement.
Verb. To defecate. E.g."I wouldn't go in the toilet if I was you, I've just had a Thora."
* Rhyming slang on 'turd'. Thora Hird, veteran British actress, died in 2003.
thrap   Verb. To masturbate
Noun. An act of masturbation. E.g."He's in his bedroom, having a good long thrap over a new porn mag."
thrape   Verb. 1. To hit, to beat, to thrash. [Midlands use/Dialect?]
2. Usually of vehicles, to race, to go at speed. E.g."I thraped the car up the motorway and arrived in record time." [Midlands use]
thrash    Noun. A type of fast raw rock music derived from 'punk'.
thrash metal    Noun. Similar to 'thrash' but having a more 'heavy-metal' slant.
threads    Noun. Clothes.
threepenny bits   Noun. Women's breasts. Rhyming slang on 'tits'. Also thrupenny bits. Cf. 'thrups'.
three sheets to the wind    Phrs. Drunk, very intoxicated. E.g."She was three sheets to the wind and still downing gin and tonics quicker than they could pour them."
threesome    Noun. An act of sex between three people, a menage a trois.
throat yogurt   Noun. Semen. Also spelt throat yoghurt.
throne    Noun. The lavatory, the toilet.
throw    Verb. 1. To vomit. A shortening of 'throw up'.
2. To intentionally or by one's own foolishness, lose a game. {Informal}
throw a benny   Vrb phrs. Have a tantrum, a fit of anger. E.g."If you don't want to see Ted throwing a benny, then don't drop litter on the street."
throw an eppy    Vrb phrs. Have a fit of anger. Derived from epilectic fit. See 'eppy'. E.g."After losing the final game of the season he threw an eppy and resigned from the team management."
throw a sickie    Vrb phrs. Falsely claim to be ill, usually to avoid work.
throw a whitey    Vrb phrs. To feel like vomiting, derived from the action of losing all the colour in one's face prior to being sick.
throw a wobbly    Vrb phrs. Become very angry. Also throw a wobbler and chuck a wobbly. E.g." He threw a wobbly when he found her having sex with the plumber on the kitchen floor."
throw up    Verb. To vomit. {Informal}
thrupenny bits   Noun. See 'threepenny bits'.
Thrupenny Bits - also the title of The Hampton Cobbler's original, cheeky and addictive punk rock football song.
thrups   Noun. Women's breasts. Shortening of thrupenny bits, rhyming slang on 'tits'. See 'threepenny bits'.
thrutch   Verb. To fidget, to be restless. E.g."I got no sleep at all with you thrutching about all night." [Northern use /Dialect?]
thunderthighs    Noun. 1. A person with fat or very bulky legs, usually applied to women.
2. Fat or large legs.
thunderbox    Noun. A toilet.
tick    Noun. Credit. Often heard in the phrase on tick. E.g."I can never save money, so always buy electrical goods on tick." {Informal}
tickled pink    Adj. Very pleased.
tick off    Verb. To reprimand, to tell off. E.g."If you keep ticking me off then I'll go home early and then you'll be sorry." {Informal}
ticked off    Adj. Angry, annoyed.
tickety-boo    Adj. Fine, all right, in order. E.g."Yes indeed, everything is just tickety-boo, I've never felt better."
ticking off   Noun. A reprimand. E.g."I got a right ticking off from the headmaster, and he's going to tell my mum aswell." See 'tick off' (verb)
tiddly    Adj. 1. A little drunk. {Informal}
2. Small. {Informal}
tidy   Adj. Good, satisfactory. Common use in Wales. E.g."It was a tidy party, but I've got a terrible hangover now."
tight    Adj. 1. To be frugal or not generous. {Informal}
2. Drunk. {Informal}
tight-arse    Noun. A mean, selfishly frugal person.
tight-arsed    Adj. Mean, stingy.
tight as a duck's arse   Phrs. Miserly, very mean. Cf. 'tight as a gnat's chuff'.
tight as a gnat's chuff    Phrs. Extremely frugal, very miserly. See 'chuff'.
tightwad   Noun. A miserly person, a mean person.
Tim   Noun. A supporter of Celtic Football Club, a Glasgwegian based team with a Catholic following, hence Tim also referring to Catholics. Cf. 'hun'. [Mainly Glasgow use]
time    Noun. A prison sentence. Serving one's time, or doing time.
(the) time of the month    Noun. A euphemism for a woman's menstrual cycle.
tin bath   Noun. A laugh, often in the sense of ridiculing, hence often heard as "you're having a tin bath mate!", meaning "you're having me on and can't be serious". Cockney rhyming slang, from Cockney's pronunciation of bath as barf, so rhyming with laugh (pronounced larf). [London use]
tinkle    Noun. 1. An act of urination. Much accepted expression, less vulgar than 'widdle.' [Orig. U.S.]
2. A phone-call. E.g."I'll give you a tinkle at the weekend." {Informal}.
tinnie    Noun. A can of beer. [Orig. Aust.]
tip    Noun. 1. A style, manner. E.g."That tune was very much on an operatic tip."
2. An untidy place, a mess. E.g."Will you tidy your bedroom please, it's a right tip and there's dirty clothes still on the floor from two weeks ago."
tip it down    Verb. To rain heavily. E.g."It's been tipping it down for 40 days and nights."
tip off    Verb. To give information secretly.
Noun. An act of revealing secret information.
tit    Noun. 1. A woman's breast, usually applied in the plural, as tits.
2. An imbecile, an objectionable person.
3. A push-button. E.g."Come on, hurry! Push the tit, we're running out of time - fire evrything we've got at them!" [Orig. Military use]
tit about / around   Verb. To waste time, to mess about. E.g."Stop titting around and get on with your work."
tit boring    Adj. Very boring, tedious.
titch    Noun. A lighthearted nickname for a small person .
titchy    Adj. Tiny. {Informal}.
titfer    Noun. A hat. Cockney rhyming slang from tit for tat.
tit-head   Noun. An idiot, a despicable person.
tits-up   Adj. See 'go tits-up'.
tit wank   Noun. A form of masturbation whereby the penis is sandwiched and rubbed between a female's breasts (See 'tit'). Cf. 'soapy tit wank'.
tizzy    Noun. A confused, flustered state. E.g."She was all emotional and in a tizzy." {Informal}.
toast    Verb. To sing one's own lyrics over a vocaless backing track. From reggae and originating in the West Indies.
tod    Noun. See 'on one's tod'.
toddle off    Verb. To casually leave. {Informal}.
todger    Noun. A penis. A variation on 'tadger'.
todger dodger   Noun. A lesbian. From, avoiding (dodges) contact with the penis (todger). See 'todger'.
to do    Noun. A fuss, a fracas. {Informal}.
toe-jam    Noun. The dirt that collects between one's toes.
toe-job   Noun. An act of licking/sucking a person's toes, usually for sexual gratification.
toe-rag    Noun. A contemptible or worthless person. From the cloth that was worn around one's feet as a sock, usually by vagrants. [Mid 1800s]
toff    Noun. A member of the wealthy upper classes.
toffee-nosed    Adj. Snobbish. Derog.
togger   Noun. Football. Generally adolescent/juvenile use.
togs    Noun. Clothes. {Informal}
toilet    Noun. A thing or place that is considered dirty, squalid or unkempt. E.g."Have you seen the state of Pete's kitchen? I'm not going to his for dinner, it's a toilet."
toke    Verb. To smoke a 'joint', or marijuana cigarette.
Noun. A drag on a cigarette or 'joint'.
toley   Noun. A lump of excrement. Also spelt toly and tolli. [Orig. Scottish]
tom    Noun. 1. A prostitute. A London term nationally known due to its use on police dramas such as The Bill.
2. Jewellery. From the rhyming slang, Tom Foolery.
Verb. To work as a prostitute.
Tom and Dick   Noun. Sick. Rhyming slang.
Tom, Dick and Harry   Noun. Anybody, any person regardless of specifics. E.g."Next time lock the door! Any Tom, Dick and Harry could have walked in here and stolen my money."
tommies    Noun. Tomatoes.
tomming   
Noun. 1. Out seeking sex, being sexually promiscuous.
2. Working as a prostitute.
tommy   Noun. 1. Tomato. E.g."You know what this salad is lacking? Tommies! "
2. A British soldier, usually a private. {Informal}
tommy K   Noun. Tomato ketchup.
tommy-rot    Noun. Nonsense, rubbish. E.g."Don't believe a thing he says, he's talking absolute tommy-rot!"
tommy sauce   Noun. Tomato ketchup.
tommy (tank)   Noun. An act of masturbation. Rhyming slang on 'wank'.
tomtit   Noun. An act of defecation. From the rhyming slang for 'shit'.
ton    Noun. The figure of one hundred, usually applied to the speed of 100 mph or a sum of £100.
tongue    Verb. To perform cunnilingus.
tonk    
Verb. 1. To hit or kick hard. E.g."He tonked the football into the opposition's half of the pitch."
2. To have sexual intercourse.
3. To travel with speed and power. E.g."I'm going to tonk it up the motorway tonight so that I can get to Newcastle before morning."
Adj. Big, large. [Mainly London use]
tonking   Noun. A thorough beating, a severe defeat. E.g."The England team gave Germany a good tonking - final score 5-1."
tonky   Noun. A condom. [Merseyside use]
tonsil hockey    Noun. Passionate, deep kissing. Cf. 'tonsil tennis'.
tonsil tennis   Noun. Passionate, deep kissing. Cf. 'tonsil hockey'.
toodle-oo !    Exclam. Goodbye! {Informal}
tool    Noun. 1. A penis, implying its supposed usefulness. [1200s]
2. An idiot, a contemptible person.
tool-up    Verb. To arm oneself, usually with a gun.
tooled up    Adj. Armed, carrying weapons.
Toon Army   Noun. Collectively the supporters of Newcastle United Football Club. Toon meaning town in the Geordie dalect. See 'Geordie'.
too right!    Exclam. I agree! An exclamation of aggreement.
toot    Verb. Originally to snort drugs but now also smoking.
Noun. 1. The inhalation, via the nose, of an illicit powdered drug, such as cocaine.
2. A smoke.
3. Rubbish, junk, trash.
4. Nonsense, drivel, gibberish.
toothing   Noun. Sex between strangers, after having been arranged via the mobile phone (cell phone) using Bluetooth technology.
tootsies    Noun. Toes.
top    Verb. To kill. E.g."He took a full bottle of pain-killers and topped himself."
Adj. Excellent, 'sorted'. [Orig. Manchester use]
top banana    Noun. The leading person, the boss. [Orig. U.S.]
top bollocks    Noun. A woman's breasts.
top dog    Noun. The leader, boss.
top one    Adj. Excellent, expressing that something is the best.
topper   Noun. An exceptional thing or person. Dated expression.
top totty   Noun. Very attractive woman, or women.
top whack   Phrs. The maximum price or rate. Cf.'full whack'. {Informal}
torch    Verb. To set alight.
tortoise   Noun. See 'have a tortoise'.
tosh    Adj. Rubbish, nonsense. {Informal}.
toss    Noun. 1. Rubbish, nonsense. E.g."That play was toss, we should have gone to the cinema instead."
2. An act of masturbation.
Verb. To masturbate.
tossbag    Noun. A contemptible or worthless person.
tosser    Noun. An idiot, a contemptible person. Also, occasionally spelt tossa.
tossing    Adj. An intensifier. E.g."I'm not doing the tossing washing up, it's your turn!"
toss off    Verb. To masturbate. Term applied to males. E.g."He's been tossing himself off for last 2 hours, whilst watching Miss World." [1700s]
toss-pot    Noun. Mildly offensive name for an idiot or contemptible person. Often heard used affectionately.
total    Verb. To wreck, usually with reference to a vehicle. E.g."That's the third car I've totalled this year, and I wasn't speeding this time." [Orig. U.S.]
totally hatstand   Adj. Crazy, mad, insane. Adaptation of 'completely hatstand' from Viz comic. Cf. 'completely hatstand' and 'hatstand'.
to the max    Phrs. Totally, completely, to the limit.
totty    Noun. Sexually alluring female or females, also applied, these days, to males. Originally a term for a prostitute in late 1800s. E.g."There was plenty of totty at the party."
touching cloth    Phrs. Have an urgent need defecate.
touch up    Verb. To sexually molest, to grope. E.g."The priest has been touching up the choir boys again."
tough!    Adj. Short for tough luck!, a sarcastic and bitter exclamation.
tough cookie    Noun. A strong unyielding person.
tough guy    Noun. A particularly hard and unyielding male, scared of little and acting so.
tough nut    Noun. A difficult or obstinate person.
tough shit!    Exclam. Hard luck! Often expressed with irony. Cf. 'hard-shit'.
tough titty!    Exclam. Hard luck! Cf. 'tough shit'.
towel-head   Noun. An Arab, from the headwear worn by Arabs in the Middle East. Also towelhead. Offens and derog.
town bike   Noun. A promiscuous woman from the local district. Cf. 'bike'. Derog.
townie   Noun. A person, usually young, who typically wears casual, brand-name sportswear, such as Nike, Addidas and Reebok etc Usually associated with town/city dwellers. Also towny. Mainly derog.
toyboy    Noun. A woman's evidently younger male lover.
tracky   Noun. Tracksuit. E.g."Can I borrow your tracky bottoms? Mine are in the wash." {Informal}
Tracy    Noun. A disparaging name for a female considered to be working class, unintelligent, vulgarly dressed and generally below the social standards acceptable to the user of the phrase. Frequently heard used in conjunction with 'Sharon'. See 'Sharon and Tracy'. Derog.
trade    Noun. 1. A sexual partner or collective term for such. [Gay use]
2. A prostitutes term for their sexual partners as business.
tradesman's entrance   Noun. The anus, the back passage. Traditionally tradesman delivered their goods or services via the backdoor, not the main entrance as used by paying customers.
trainspotter    Noun. Generally a usually intelligent but particularly anally retentive person; the person may be obsessed with trivia or have a keen interest in collecting particular objects or data, such as trainspotting, stamp collecting etc. Originates from the much ridiculed hobby of rail enthusiasts, trainspotting, the viewing and taking note of trains from station platforms. The expression was popular on the club scene at which a trainspotter will be seen watching DJ's, spotting which tracks are played and gleaning knowledge on the music for future reference. Derog. Cf 'anorak' and 'nerd'.
tramlines    Noun. The scars created by the constant injection of illicit drugs.
trannie    Noun. 1. A cross-dresser, usually male wearing female attire, and adopting feminine characteristics. Abb. of transvestite. Cf. 'tv'.
2. A transexual.
3. A transistor radio. [1960s]
4. A Ford transit van. Also tranny.
tranks    Noun. Tranquillizers.
trap off    Verb. To attain a liason with a sexually desirable person. Also just phrased as trap.
trap    Noun. The mouth. E.g."Shut your trap you noisy bugger."
trashed    Adj. 1. Worn-out.
2. Very intoxicated by drink or drugs and consequently worse for wear. [Orig. U.S.]
treacle    Noun. An affectionate term of address, more prevalent in London.
tree hugger   Noun. An environmentalist, a green activist.
tribal    Noun. A type of 'house' music which is very rhythmic and deep. [Orig. U.S.]
trick    Noun. 1. A prostitutes client.
2. A casual sexual encounter. [Mainly gay use]
trick cyclist    Noun. A pun on psychiatrist.
triffic !   Exclam. Excellent! A contraction of terrific.
triffid   Noun. Any large or sprawling plant, usually a house plant. From The Day of the Triffids by John Wyndham.
trip    Noun. 1. The time spent under the influence of a hallucinatory drug such as LSD. {Informal}.
2. A 'tab' of LSD.
Verb. To hallucinate on LSD or other hallucinogen.
triphop    Noun. Variety of dance music that draws its influences from 'hip-hop' and 'house', but being deeper and a little more orientated towards listening.
trippy    Adj. Of or like the experiences and qualities felt under the influence of hallucinogens.
trog    Noun. An ugly, uncouth person. Derived from troglodyte.
troll    Noun. An ugly person, usually referring to a woman.
trolley dolly   Noun. An airline flight attendant, mainly applied to females. Mainly derog.
trolleyed    Adj. Very intoxicated by drink or drugs. An extension of 'off one's trolley'.
trolleys    Noun. Underwear, specifically knickers and underpants. [1950s]
tromp    Verb. To trudge, to walk. E.g."I'm worn out, having tromped around the shops for the last 6 hours."
trots    Noun. Having diarrhoea. The origins are quite apparent, the need to hurry to the toilet with sickness. Cf. `runs'.
trouble and strife   Noun. Wife. Cockney rhyming slang.
trough    Verb. To eat. The imagery is of eating like an animal.
trouser   Verb. To pocket. E.g."Chris trousered all his winnings and left the casino with no chance to win back their losses."
trouser cough   Noun. An emmision of intestinal gases from the anus, a 'fart'.
(the) trouser department   Noun. The male genitals.
trousered   Adj. Drunk, or very intoxicated.
trousers   Adj. Nonsense, gibberish.
trouser snake    Noun. Euphemism for the penis. A shortening of 'one-eyed trouser-snake'.
trouser tent    Noun. A penile erection, when visible beneath clothing.
trout    Noun. An unattractive woman, often prefixed with old. Derog.
trump    Verb. To break wind from the anus, to 'fart'. E.g."There's a disgusting smell in here. Has someone trumped?"
Noun. 1. An act of breaking wind.
2. The resulting smell of having broke wind from the anus, a 'fart'.
trumpton   Noun. The fire brigade. After the children's UK television programme of the same name, circa 1960s. [Police use]
T.T.F.N.    Abb. Ta ta for now. Goodbye for now. See 'ta-ta'.
tubby    Noun. A fat person, often of short stature. Not necessarily derogatory.
tube    Noun. A contemptible or idiotic person. [Scottish use]
tub of lard    Noun. A fat person. Cf. 'lardarse'. Derog.
tuck    Noun. Food. {Informal}
tuck in    Verb. To eat, usually with enthusiasm. E.g."To start the day I love tucking into a full English breakfast." {Informal}
tuck shop   Noun. A confectioners, a sweet shop. Children's expression.
tug    Noun. An act of male masturbation.
tummy banana   Noun. A penis. Juvenile expression.
tumshie   Noun. A turnip. [Scottish use]
tuned to the moon    Phrs. Of a person, crazy, eccentric. [Scottish use]
tup   Verb. 1. To have sexual intercourse.
2. To headbutt. E.g."He said my girlfriend looked like Quasimodo, so I tupped him." [Wigan use]
turd    Noun. 1. A lump of faeces. Derived from the Anglo-Saxon tord. [1000s]
2. A contemptible person. E.g."That new bloke in accounts is a right turd, fawning all over the receptionist."
turd burglar    Noun. A homosexual male. Derog./Offens.
turd fish   Noun. A lump of faecal excrement, when viewed floating in water.
turf    Noun. The area felt to belong to a person or gang.
turf out    Verb. To expel a thing or a person, to throw out. E.g."Haven't you turfed out that broken chair yet?" {Informal}
turkey    Noun. A stupid or idiotic person. [Orig. U.S. 1940s]
turnip   Noun. 1. An idiot.
2. The head.
turn-off    Verb. To disgust.
Noun. A thing that is disgusting.
turn-on    Verb. To excite, often sexually.
Noun. Something that excites.
turn over    Verb. To rob by ransacking a premises. E.g."The library got turned over at the weekend and three computers got stolen."
turtle's head    Noun. See 'have a turtle's head'.
tut    Noun. Rubbish, nonsense. E.g."Whatever he told you about me is just a load of tut." or "I think we need to clear up all this tut before your parents arrive."
TV    Noun. Abb. of transvestite. Cf. 'trannie'.
twag   Verb. To play traunt. E.g."No wonder he failed his exams, he's been twagging for most of the last year." [Hull/Lincolnshire use]
twannock   Noun. An idiot, an objectionable person. [Yorkshire use]
twat    Noun. 1. The female genitals. [1600s]
2. A contemptible person, an idiot.
Verb. To hit, to thump. E.g."I twatted him before he had chance to twat me."
twat face   Noun. A contemptible person.
twatfaced   Adj. Intoxicated with alcohol or drugs.
twatted    Adj. Very intoxicated due to alcohol or drugs.
twatting    Adj./Adv. A general intensifier. E.g."You wouldn't twatting believe the colour of her car, it's pink and it matches her hair."
twentyfour-seven   Noun. All the time. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
twernt   Noun. Anatomically, the area between the genitals and the anus. Derived from the expression "if it twernt there your guts would fall out".
twerp    Noun. An imbecile, a fool. Fairly inoffensive term. Also twirp.
twig   Verb. To understand, to realise. E.g."Once I saw the look on her face I twigged it was a joke." {Informal}
twilight zone    Noun. The term phrased in recognition of a bizarre occurrence. Taken from the title of the U.S. television mystery sci-fi series of the same name. Often used in conjunction with a vocal rendition of the theme tune, to add emphasis.
twine on    Verb. To rant, talk incessantly. E.g."Stop twining on and get on with your job, we've a deadline to make."
twinkle    Noun. A term of endearment or form of address.
twirly   Noun. A senior citizen, or OAP (old age pensioner). Originally bus driver's slang, from supposed senior citizen's regular attempts at using their cheap off-peak journey passes before the permitted off-peak hour, and therefore being "too early" (a verbal corruption of). E.g."How can I keep the bus on schedule when at every bus stop I have to refuse all the twirlies." Also twearly, twearlies.
twisting   Noun. A telling off, a scolding, a reprimand.
twit    Noun. An idiot. Patronising and derogatory but often jocular.
twitchell   Noun. A narrow alleyway. [Nottinghamshire use]
twitcher    Noun. A bird watcher, an ornithologist.
two and eight   Noun. State, or condition. Cockney rhyming slang. E.g."He was in a right two and eight, having drunk 12 pints of lager in 3 hours."
two bob bit   Noun. An act of defecation. Rhyming slang on 'shit'. A 'bob' was slang for a two shilling coin in pre-decimal currency, see 'bob' (noun).
TWOC    Acronym. Taking WithOut Consent. Originally and usually applied to the stealing of vehicles. Originates from the proliferation of car theft in the UK during the 1990s.
two cans short of a picnic   Phrs. Of a person, eccentric, insane.
twocker   Noun. A person who steals vehicles. Also spelt twoc-er. See 'TWOC'.
two finger salute   Noun. The insulting hand gesture which involves raising the hand with two fingers extended vertically. See 'two fingers'.
two fingers    Noun. The insulting gesture of the V-sign using two fingers. Cf. 'finger' (noun 2).
twonk   Noun. A fool, idiot.
two sandwiches short of a picnic   Phrs. Eccentric, insane, odd. Also phrased as one sandwich short of a picnic.
two's up !   Exclam. Said to put claim on a share of something, often a drink or cigarette.
two-time    Verb. To be unfaithful to one's partner. E.g."He's been two-timing on his girlfriend for the last 6 months."
twunt   Noun. An idiot, a fool. A combination of the words 'twat' and 'cunt'. [1990s]
tyke    Noun. 1. A person from Yorkshire, England.
2. A mischevious person, used in good humour.